hi:

if i can see u typing a message for like 2 minutes and im waiting there in agony and it ends up just being “lol” i will never talk to u again

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

cookiecest:

miss-andrea:

say it with me now kids

racism is natural

racism is healthy

racism is nothing to be ashamed of

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thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

nicklugo:

white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes* 

vinebox:

me at the movies