thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

bruhamas:

white people more like

cryingandcolour:

Ah yes white boys

cryingandcolour:

Ah yes white boys

idioticteen:

A tragic story of how someone forgot to hit anon

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

dampsandwich:

its garbage day???

i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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plasticbagvevo:

"what time is it?"

"time for you to get your own watc-"

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mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

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right out the window

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle