high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via eyasie)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

(via nippled)


birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

(via venus-aur)

babys first words :)

memeking69:

baby: fa… fa….
dad: Father?
baby: fffff
dad:
baby: fuck her right in the pussy

(via dullvessel)


lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

image

(via pizza)

perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

same


omfg

galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
image

(Source: galaxys4, via humoristics)


asparagays:

today my art teacher started drawing something on the board and said “im not an artist so” but then she realized what she was saying and sat down

(via ruinedchildhood)

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

image

(via circumcising)

dulect:


watcha got there
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